If those who can read (I doubt that's many of you) decide to kick back with response, I might actually remain in this community long enough to have a glorious time taking your feeble minds and turning them to fetid pools of slush with my wit. That is, if the de-evolution I was witnessing last year hasn't already forced you to that point.
The question is, who of you future gas-station attendants wants to try to insult me enough to warrant a response. The less vulgarity the better, because we all know that anyone who uses the word "Fuck" excessively is probably so grotesque they could never hope to do anything more with the word than yell it at others and pray that one day they might find someone drunk or unconscious enough do it with them.
With that said, I wait, and if no one bothers, then I sincerely hope you all burn in the same neglect that this community has, because you're clearly not worth the effort.